This tornado warning was perfectly timed during my viewing of Twister. And by perfect I mean I’m crying in a corner… https://t.co/nNVl5lReXR

It’s funny that on most years, articles before Thanksgiving are all about how to deal with your unbearable family d… https://t.co/ha9koELLGZ

Me, right now, in gif form https://t.co/NqdFKpfi6Z

Things you learn from 6 year olds: Alexa has an “extreme farts expansion pack.”